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In 2012 Hundebiss released "ANGELS USA VH1 DRUNK," needless to say one of the most beloved albums of all time and, of course, the best selling record ever. Now, at long last, ANGELS USA presents “XILF: STIKKLEMUZICK” the life-changing sequel: infinitely more pleasurable than its predecessor, lethally listenable and worth three times its weight in gold at least.
Join Rashy, Gushy and the rest of the Murder News team as well as celebrity guests as they set fire to the torches of patriotism with a case that will defy expectations, corrupt your innocence and shatter the core of Lady Liberty herself.
Learn the disturbing answers to such mind-teasers as:
- What happens when you drink a shake in the shower?
- Who won Clunt Jenkins’ Brackish Water Taste Test?
- What is the shocking secret of Nat King Cobra’s pupusa factory?
Still not convinced? Maybe a few DIRTY LIMERICKS will do the trick:
there once was an ape named dunston,
whose brains were as thick as tungsten;
he tried to keep going but ended up slowing,
and jumped off the cliffs at fort funston;
there once a bodybuilder named ritchie,
who got pickles like he was snitchy;
alfredo he chugged, calzonis he lugged,
chimichangas all day in the kitchy;
there once was a robot named testipher,
who along with estarto, his bestipher,
smoked weed every day and worked for no pay,
at the factory south-north of chesterfield;
there once was a man named Krumer,
whose ponderings spread like a tumor;
he moved downtown and trollopsed around,
saying “oh behave” according to rumor.